Is This Brand the Next One to Suffer the 'Dylan Mulvaney' Treatment?

Townhall ^ | 06/12/2023 | Matt Vespa

[BipolarBob]

Cook them in lard and cover them in syrup and margarine. It's good for your heart attack.

[FatherofFive]

Forgot to add - 1/2 cup of oats to one cup of boiling water

[Sirius Lee]

I hope McCann’s Steel Cut Irish Oatmeal doesn’t go all faggoty.

[blackdog]

Whole wheat pancakes served with bananas, walnuts, and yogurt, is the most nutritionally complete, healthy meal ever. Feeds six kids for about $4.

Maple flavored high fructose corn syrup should never arrive on any plate of food.

[ConservativeWarrior]

Bud Light: the first beer to become a derogatory verb.

---

What about Schlitz Gay?

Insane that a hilarious SNL skit has become the norm. Surprising more comparisons haven’t been drawn between it and AB products.

[dfwgator]

[rellic]

I don’t eat breakfast all that often since retiring,
when I do it is my free ranged chicken eggs and what ever else is in the pantry or leftover from dinner, like rice.
No cereal.

[FamiliarFace]

Dylan, you grow uglier every time I see you. Every time.

Photos at

https://nypost.com/2023/06/11/dylan-mulvaney-hints-to-campaign-with-tony-the-tiger-on-the-tony-awards-red-carpet/

[Disambiguator]

Pretty soon “Mulvaney” will be a verb.

[Toespi]

Hahahahaha!!!! I needed a laugh out loud today. THANKS!

[Organic Panic]

The democrats hate black people, native Americans, and pancakes. The last thing a democrat wants to see is a black person at their table hence they killed Aunt Jemimah, the INdian girl on the butter packages, and Uncle Ben.

[US_MilitaryRules]

I’ve been roasting brisket on a pellet grill for a few months and eating it for breakfast with either 1 or 2 over easy eggs. I was a multi grain/honey nut/plain cheerios guy for ever. Enjoying my new breakfast regimen.

[ConservativeInPA]

Boycott and destroy every woke business. It’s that simple. They are coming for your children.

[NorthMountain]

It apparently has influenced a lot of people to stop drinking Bud Light and other AB/InBev products ...

[Chewbarkah]

I’m surprised that no one has created very lucrative stock market manipulation out of tranny-reaction.
1. Buy short positions.
2. Pay a trans “influencer” to create some sort of crap surrounding a major product.
3. Watch as reaction sets in, stock tanks.

Or is that what has already happened?

[NorthMountain]

I don’t see any BACON in that incomplete breakfast ...

[Vigilanteman]

Yeah, the reverse Midas touch kind of thing.

Sort of those who call themselves "Progressives" want to take us back to the dark ages.

[arthurus]

Kellogg could be the next brand to enter consumer hell to appease the smallest of minorities in America

More likely to appease Black Rock and the government and retain access to capital which Black Rock Controls. Black essentially owns the American industrial economy. It has controlling blocks of stock and controls the access to banks in almost all major corporations and Larry Fink CEO is a Soros style Marxist and Revolutionary.

[doorgunner69]

Regrettably, i never shopped at Target, drank bud, or eat kellogg cereal.

Lousy at boycotts I guess

[BipolarBob]

I could live with that. I may try it.