They’re creepy and they’re crooked
Mysterious and stupid
They’re all together hooked-in
The Biden family
Their houses are obscene
Four mansions with—what liens?
They really are unseemly
The Biden family
Neat
Sweet
Petite
So, follow laundered money
And trysts with pots of honey
They’re so evil it’s funny
The Biden family
They’re creepy and they’re crooked
Mysterious and stupid
They’re all together hooked-in
The Biden family
Strange
Deranged
The Biden family