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To: CFW

How does she know they were witches if they weren’t wearing their pointy-hat costumes?


2 posted on 06/05/2023 12:24:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
How does she know they were witches if they weren’t wearing their pointy-hat costumes?

Do they weigh as much as a duck?

3 posted on 06/05/2023 12:24:57 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

“How does she know they were witches if they weren’t wearing their pointy-hat costumes?”


That’s true. Everyone knows that witches have to wear the pointy hats in order to be identified as such.

Some commenters thought it could be a prank made by someone who saw the cameras placed there. That seems far-fetched to me. A deer carcass smells pretty bad so I can’t believe someone would go to that trouble, with the costumes and such, and actually touch and smell a rotting carcass just for a prank.


4 posted on 06/05/2023 12:27:20 PM PDT by CFW (old and retired)
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To: BenLurkin

“ How does she know they were witches if they weren’t wearing their pointy-hat costumes?”
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Obviously because they all had their brooms parked neatly nearby.


7 posted on 06/05/2023 12:33:11 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX’)
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To: BenLurkin
How does she know they were witches if they weren't wearing their pointy-hat costumes?


Because they pass the witch test?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

10 posted on 06/05/2023 12:36:09 PM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: BenLurkin

I know you’re kidding.
There are witches due to the replacement of religious teachings and church attendance.

Watch Witches Cast a Spell at Trump Tower
Time Magazine
https://time.com › Politics › Donald Trump
Feb 27, 2017 — A group of witches performed a spell at Trump Tower designed to prevent the president from doing harm as part of a worldwide protest.


This Halloween, witches are casting spells to defeat Trump. University of Calgary website.
Nov 2, 2020 — Witch-identified folks in the U.S. are sharing spells online in an act of magical resistance in advance of the U.S. election.

Witches are apparently casting a spell on Donald Trump.
The Boston Globe
Feb 24, 2017 — There’s a growing movement to “bind” the president’s behavior, according to a spell circulating online.

Donald Trump Is Making Witches and Christians Fight Again.
Rolling Stone
Feb 24, 2017 — After a group of witches announce a curse on the country’s leader, Christians fight back with prayer – what century is this again?

Many more.
That’s just on the topic of evil spells against Trump.

The Bible did not say oh, those silly, deluded and absurd magicians and occult spell casting ones, it said to avoid using the evil magic and using entrail reading, astrology, soothsayers and others. Not that the stuff was imaginary.


12 posted on 06/05/2023 12:42:51 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: BenLurkin

Question: how do naked witches ride a broom?
I’m just asking the question. I’m not touching the answer with a ten-foot broomstick…


26 posted on 06/05/2023 1:34:10 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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