[Bernard]

You can only imagine what his diaper must have smelled like when he fell down like that and mashed everything together. I wonder how long it takes to hose him down after something like that.

And the debt ceiling deal means that, the only thing the professional politicians have to do is not increase the national debt by more than $4 Trillion in the next 19 months. Repeat that last line out loud at least once, to allow it to sink in.

[TigersEye]

They probably have a special hazmat decontamination tent nearby at all times and extra wardrobe. Pressure wash, scrub sponges and fast dry air blower.

“My butt’s been wiped!” - 46th President of the United States INO