"Stormtroopers would roam the hallways of the Galactic Starcruiser"
Oh come on. People go on holiday to get away!
I heard every night at 2am there would be a horrendous laser fight, whole place would shake, explosions, alert klaxons, tie fighters launching and flying around, the whole bit.
Or maybe I just made that up. Oh well, if not they should have done that.