[Lysandru]

How big of a battery do you need for running an Abrams tank?

[wally_bert]

Maybe a few dozen of Batman’s atomic batteries would work.

[Jonty30]

How far do you want to go?

Is it loaded with stuff or is there a headwind?
Is it cold outside?

[Regulator]

Hey, we’ll lose when they can’t find a long enough extension cord, but the important thing is they won’t create any nasty emissions while they’re getting plastered.

[Texas resident]

Imagine the damage from a tank round hitting a tank battery.

[PROCON]

An Abrams tanks weighs-in at 55 tons before armament load.

Going to need some pretty big batteries to power that mother.

Or maybe unicorn dust and fairy farts will do it?

[beethovenfan]

Will they have charging stations on the battlefield? Granholm is a cretin.

[Colorado Doug]

Where do you plug your tank in at a war zone?

[MTBobcat]

Yet Granholm will still use the biggest gas guzzler and also private jets. It’s obvious corruption in the open but Merrick Garland is focused on Catholics and also moms wondering why grooming kids is policy. It’s so bizarre.