[econjack]

“Given the circumstances, Alissa has decided to take a leave of absence which we support,” an Anheuser-Busch spokesperson said. “Daniel has also decided to take a leave of absence.”

Leave of Absence: Woke-speak for you just got your ass fired.

[PermaRag]

“Leave of Absence: Woke-speak for you just got your ass fired.”

More likely: Woke-speak for you just got your ass a nice vacation, with full pay, until this blows over.

[Nifster]

It’s the Silicon Valley way of letting you look for a job before you’re done