This article is hilariously stupid.
It was all so wonderful. I was so proud of myself and the wonderful job I was doing. I aspired to hold this job for decades until......until...... those evil people took over. The Orange man who hates our democracy made people unable to see the wonderment of all the laws I changed.......and now this. It is a sacrilege I tell ya . SOB SOB I am quitting and it is all his fault. They will miss me when I am gone. Whahhhhhaa
Ha! Good summary.