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A typical day in the life of a California family (humor)
americanthinker ^ | 4/5/2023 | robin M. Itzler

Posted on 04/05/2023 10:26:51 AM PDT by bitt

The tax, housing, crime, and homeless situation in California have become extremely difficult for many people, which explains why thousands have left and continue to leave the Golden State. Consider that, from December and March, the state had several major rainstorms, but that, because of environmentalist pressure about new reservoirs, much of the water drained to the sea, so the drought remains in effect. Gas and electricity costs have skyrocketed since November. Violent crime surges in most Democrat-run cities. Homeless people (many with mental health issues) create filthy tent cities wherever they find a patch of grass or wide sidewalk. And all this exists along with Bidenflation on the side.

I recently had breakfast with a California family to better understand how they are coping.

Mother: Okay, time for breakfast, so we’ll divide one hard-boiled egg into four pieces. Let’s imagine the lettuce is bacon.

Father: I am going to water the backyard lawn this morning. Whose turn is it to share the water?

Daughter: It’s my turn to shower while we water the grass!

Son: But, Mom, I need my blue sweatshirt for school on Monday.

Mother: No problem. I have to run the dishwasher later and will wash it then.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: california

1 posted on 04/05/2023 10:26:51 AM PDT by bitt
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2 posted on 04/05/2023 10:27:03 AM PDT by bitt (<img src=' 'width=40%>)
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Each family member should have galoshes that they can easily rinse off after walking on poop sidewalks.

Mom: Kids, do your homework while you can. You never know when the power will go out.

Sally, it's your turn to stomp on the roaches in the kitchen since PETA won't let us spray.

Mom (in the morning): Billy, I mean Trilly, before you head out to school let me adjust your girdle to enhance your man-boobs, I mean boobs. While you're at school I'll google for tips on hiding your patriarchal appendage while wearing yoga pants.
Billy: Thanks, Mom. You're the best!

3 posted on 04/05/2023 10:37:53 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Good satire has to be based on reality.

California’s problem is insanity and totalitarianism, not overtly. The affluenza makes people accept the insanity.


4 posted on 04/05/2023 10:38:46 AM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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"Mommmmmm!"

"What is it Billy!!?"

"Mom, I need a Band-Aid. I cut off my pee-pee!"

5 posted on 04/05/2023 11:06:05 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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California resident wakes up.

Looks on smart phone at his list of Felonies, he committed yesterday.

Pushes ‘update’, for the new ones added while asleep overnight.


6 posted on 04/05/2023 2:55:43 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob
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