[Baldwin77]

Let's talk about the shrinking rolls of toilet paper... Pretty soon the rolls will look like this:

[frank ballenger]

Say no more, please, until I go into my safe space with this book and button....

https://www.harpercollins.com/products/the-panic-button-book-tammi-kirkness?variant=39935620055074

https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Panic-Button-Screaming-Effect/dp/B000YL7GDO/ref=asc_df_