They try so very hard, and fail to such amusement. Surely, journalism has morphed into a collection of folks barely above slime mold.
As a Believer, I have always had a hard time accepting the theory of Evolution. However, I now believe that Democrats are descended from pond scum and are the product of the infinite negative mutations that had to have taken place. Since mutations create biological defects in a species it stands to reason that Democrats are dumber than pond scum. Which is why we need to drain the swamp.
As a child, then as a believer, I have never bought the theory of Evolution where first there was nothing them it exploded and became everything.
However, I now wonder if some Democrats/rinos/Evil people are nephiliam.
It does say in the bible there were nephiliam in those days , and AFTER that.
Gen 6:4 - There were giants in the earth in those days;
and also after that,
when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became
mighty men
which were of old,
men of renown.
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