[1Old Pro]

Right now in some older east coast cities up to 26% of the gas is leaking out under the streets.

That's nuthin, about 40% of the water is leaking out of the old pipes, the other 60% is infused with lead. Our infrastructure funds were diverted to welfare programs.

[blackdog]

Next is a ban on more than 1.5GPM faucets and a ban on bathtubs. No swimming pools either.