Chrystia's pest pet got bit by the mamba! 
I know, Putin woke up 13 months ago, felt like crap, so he decided to invade a country that the United States had ABSOLUTELY NO INVOLVEMENT in.
Sound like that Canadian junkie who thinks that repeating that claim over and over again here will make it come true.
No, you forget Crimea. He has a plan and Moldova and Poland are next.
Chrystia's pest pet got bit by the mamba!