“Yuri has new shoes!”
“It’s Yorghi! Everyone’s favorite Cossack!”
“America fits in Mother Russia THREE times! HA! HA!”
“Hey Gyorgi, these Uzbeks bet me 30 Rubles, that I couldn’t get three words out of you.”
“You lose.”
*Uzbeks cheer*
“Comrade.”
*Uzbeks get upset*
“Look at rest of world! Is almost gone!