Mitch McConnell hospitalized after fall in hotel

CNN ^ | March 9, 2023 | Morgan Rimmer

[Stingray51]

Too much MSG for China Mitch?

[BrexitBen]

Rand Paul’s dad, Ron, would be a fabulous replacement.

Kentucky also has some great conservatives in the House of Representatives.

[unclebankster]

Trump works in mysterious ways.

Just kidding, I’m looking into something called voodoo.

So far the McTurtle bobble head has about 100 pins in it.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I believe this is a ruse to "even out" the Senate since he Dems have a couple MIA. McConnell decided to malinger so as to even up the tallies.

[libh8er]

Will he leave the hospital veritically or horizontally..?

[Dilbert San Diego]

That’s fine to talk about for the future , but as of today , if Mitch McConnell is no longer in the Senate ,the Democrat Kentucky Governor will appoint his replacement

[kiryandil]

He had to fix that 49 to 49 standoff thingee in the Senate...

[unclebankster]

All these geriatrics running our country. Decrepit Boomers who refuse to give up power and are but a stumble away from meeting the Grim Reaper.
No thanks.

Retire already. You’ve made a mess of things enough.

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True for McConnell and Biden.

Guess which old timer I left out.

[Widget Jr]

I am going to follow Reagan's 11th Commandment.

Here's hoping Mitch McConnell takes the opportunity to think it is time to retire, get a book deal, go on speaking tours and talk shows, and spend time with friends and family.

Better to not follow the example of McCain's funeral, and go out with class and style.

[Drew68]

Guess which old timer I left out.

Trump is also too old.

[minnesota_bound]

I hope it was someone who pushed him.... hey hey.

[Reno89519]

Too many old or infirmed people in Congress—McConnell, Feinstein, Fetterman... I suspect we’ll see deaths or resignations this year.

[South Dakota]

Actually it was the weight of the 30 pieces of silver

[telescope115]

One too many Martinis there, Mitch….

They oughta partner him up with Biden in a 3-legged race.
ANYBODY GOT ANY BURLAP SACKS?

[Allegra]

Rand Paul’s dad, Ron, would be a fabulous replacement.

A. He’s not a Kentuckian.

B. He’s yet another ancient guy.

C. He’s kind of a kook.

[Major Matt Mason]

Sympathy ploy?

[unclebankster]

Trump is also too old.

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Not according to the Constitution.

The problem with the “lets put these youngsters into political office narrative” is:

Most of them aren’t very talented.
These youngsters grew up with political/corporate “political correct speak.” Which is the ability to speak or write huge amounts of words without actually saying or linking anything of substance.

[blackdog]

I'm sorry to hear Mitch McConnell fell.

I'll be more sorry to see him stand back up again.

[bigbob]

Always heard of how your lies will trip you up...

[Charles Martel]

He’ll probably need physical therapy. Is Harry Reid’s old treadmill still around?