[dfwgator]

In WW2 the Japanese wanted to ramp up the Kamikaze corp. They needed recruits intelligent enough to learn to fly but not critical to the war effort like engineers and doctors.

"Honorable kamikaze pilots, fighting war for emperor of Japan, you are embarking on a MOOOOST dangerous mission. Taking kamikaze planes HIGH up in the sky, you will search out Yankee aircraft carrier. Then, you will take honorable kamikaze plane DOWWN fast, crashing it on the deck, killing yourself and all aboard.

Now, before we have ceremonial sake toast, are there any questions?

Yes, you in the back, Sakimora!"

"Honorable general sir!"

"Yes?"

"Are you outta you f***ing mind!"

[Boogieman]