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a Severed Head in a Crock Pot

OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?

3 posted on 02/21/2023 5:01:33 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: Hot Tabasco

Is it kosher?


5 posted on 02/21/2023 5:03:52 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Hot Tabasco

OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?


It’s Mississippi. Some sort of barbeque sauce for 12+ hours on low. Possibly with shrimp.

The author of the article obviously didn’t understand the culture and tried a lame joke: What do you call a man married to another man who hooks up with a bearded lady? Stu.

According to the article, the murderer decided to stage a scavenger hunt for the police: after they had located the head, he told them “have fun finding the other organs.”

I think that this is too weird for the Bee to tough.


7 posted on 02/21/2023 5:12:29 PM PST by Hieronymus
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To: Hot Tabasco
With proper preparation you can shrink a head in a crockpot in only about two hours. First, you remove the skull and wrap the rest around an appropriately sized rock. From an indispensable article on the topic:

First, the eyelids were sewn shut and the lips were skewered with sticks. Then, in a large boiling pot of water, the heads were simmered, emerging about a third of their original size with darker skin that was more rubbery and tough. The process continues as hot stones and hot sand was placed inside the heads, which created a “tanning” effect on the inside, and the head was shaped further using additional hot stones until it was molded into the desired shape.

Overcooking the heads makes them gooey and they don't keep very well so I'm careful not to do that. I love these recipe threads.

Hope that helps!

8 posted on 02/21/2023 5:15:17 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Hot Tabasco

I missed how your question fits so nicely with your screen name!


10 posted on 02/21/2023 5:16:30 PM PST by Hieronymus
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To: Hot Tabasco
OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?

Maybe potatoes, onions and carrots? Similar to pot roast?

25 posted on 02/21/2023 10:25:52 PM PST by Allegra
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I have a number of crock pots-—NONE will hold something as big as a head.


29 posted on 02/22/2023 9:54:03 AM PST by ridesthemiles
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