[ChicagoConservative27]

I need ANOTHER barf bag.

[lee martell]

“If I only had a brain..”

[beethovenfan]

The only thing that captures his heart is money.

[McGruff]

Like a scene from Gone With The Wind.

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

And filled up his wallet.

[wardaddy]

From what I can tell there is a lot in the Ukraine that could capture a particular part of me that likes that sort of thing a lot

[hinckley buzzard]

Captured part of my heart? What the heck kind of sentiment is that. Love note from a half wit, I suppose..

[hinckley buzzard]

Captured part of my heart? What the heck kind of sentiment is that. Love note from a half wit, I suppose..

[simpson96]

“captured a part of my heart”, instead of “captured my heart”.

What an odd turn of phrase, with that qualifier.

[ronnie raygun]

Nothing like a part of an 80year olds decrepit heart

[rottweiller_inc]

I suspect he showed up in person in Ukraine because he got tired of just sniffing little girls hair and he wanted to real thing And there is 2 many eyes on him here in the United States

[Songcraft]

Here's Joe's old heart, which, like his brain -- with all its surgical excisions, is missing another piece tonight.


     

[Secret Agent Man]

Apparently Russia will capture the other half

/ ba-dum dum cymbal

[TigersEye]

Hey, Joetato, did you ask anybody there if they’d seen your brain?