Ike beat the Nazi’s and his 1/10th of the ribbons Milley has.
“Ike beat the Nazi’s and his 1/10th of the ribbons Milley has.”
This is only because Milley has fought more campaigns that Ike did.
Milley has been recognized for his courage in the 1998 Battle of the Buffet Line in which he bravely muscled several much larger men for a fourth helping of meatloaf.
Milley further distinguished himself during the 2004 Raid on Dunkin’ Donuts in which a lemon filled donut was thrown directly at his head causing powdered sugar to get in his eye.
In 2012 Milley suffered burns during the Mongolian BBQ campaign where hot Szechuan oil got on his hands when he grabbed for his dinner.
And don’t even get me started on his exploits conquering the distilleries of the Speyside River!