- Strange unprecedented vortex spotted around the sun's north pole [02/08/2023]
- Part of The Sun Has Broken Off And Formed a Vortex… What The Heck Is Going on? [02/10/2023]
Posted on 02/10/2023 3:34:04 PM PST by navysealdad
Once upon a midnight dreary...
Some things have broke off of the sun,
Many now think that we are undone.
So y’all better pray,
since there’s coming a day,
when bended knees will be praising the Son.
?
nevermind
Great National Enquirer grade headine.
(I like the visual of “Stunned Scientists.”)
Now, everybody with poor science education knows, there is a great, vast cookie-sheet catch-pan at the bottom of the universe where all the planetary busted junk falls. One day it’ll all be recycled into new stars and new planets and asteroids and comets — and, well, just everything!
Meantime, Global Climate Crisis and Collapse which comes from excessive SUV use, has caused a “Solar-Polar Vortex Maelstrom” to form, belching sun-chunks and high-temperature plasma to DESTROY THE EARTH — AND IT’S YOUR FAULT OR EATING TOO MUCH BEEF!!
Since the sun is a giant hot rock, chunks can break off, and fall below to the bottom catch-pan, REDUCING Solar GRAVITY — and now the Earff’s orbit will be cancelled, and Earff will be FLUNG OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM TO AN ENDLESS, DARK, COLD AWFUL DEATH — and it’s all your fault for not eating enough cockroaches and not sending Al Gore Solar Chunk Credits money — YOU BASTARDS!!!!!
Because, SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
(I just KNEW I shudda read ahead!)
If only there is an Almighty God Who writes things down before they happen so we could know about it!
D’oh!!
Trump’s fault.
It already was a Twilight Zone episode.
You tell ‘em, Al! I do believe in Man-Bear-Pig! I do! I do!
Maybe God’s tryong to tell us we aren’t as important as we think as far aschanging the climate . He can break a chunk off the sun and start an ice age! Maybe we should keep our fossil fuels….
Corona virus mass injections? Hmmmm
A good chuckle has kicked started my Sunday morn!
(Check out what’s happening at Asbury...)
which tells me scientists dont know as much as they pretend to know
Our system of "Science" is even worse than our system of "news"
they just make stuff up and we are supposed to believe it without question
Glass?
or desert varnish?
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