My parents got me a play tower and put it in the back yard where I would pretend to be a pirate.
I’m glad they didn’t cut one of my legs off, give me a peg, then poke one eye out and give me a patch.
“I’m glad they didn’t cut one of my legs off, give me a peg, then poke one eye out and give me a patch”
Hopefully you would have gotten a parrot out of the deal at least.