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To: CatHerd

Wait a sec, I thought you said you were tired of Russia-Ukraine subjects yet here you are hating on NATO and Ukraine.

I guess you just don’t like jokes that make fun of Fuhrer Putin.

So here ya go:

Putin’s car was racing along a back road, as he was late for a tryst.
The car came around a corner and hit a hog in the middle of the road,
killing it. He told the chauffeur to stop, saying,

‘That hog was probably the farmers food for this winter. Go up to the
farmhouse on the hill and tell him that you killed it.’

So the chauffeur heaves himself out of the sedan and trudges up the
hill to the farm house, goes in and doesn’t come back for an hour. He
gets back in the driver’s seat totally drunk and reeking of vodka.

Putin asks where the heck he has been and what took so long. The driver
says he went in and the farmer set him down and got him drunk and
offered food aplenty. Then, the farmer’s daughter came out and enticed the driver into her room where he received pleasures untold.

Putin asked, ‘Exactly, what did you say to the farmer?’

The driver said, ‘I told him, ‘I am Putin’s chauffeur and I just killed the pig.”


119 posted on 02/06/2023 2:14:15 PM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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To: MeganC

Hating on NATO?!?!? What are you smoking? This is about his post #17. Lots of others have questioned it, too, and for the same reason.

You seem to be cut from the same cloth, though, judging by your post #95. Worship NATO all you please. Imagine to yourself that your nasty little god delights in smiting people whose leaders do things you don’t like. We still have freedom of religion here. So long as you don’t claim to be a Christian — hateful childish stuff like that gives us Christians a bad name.

Maybe my #117 hit you a little too close to home? Maybe you have elevated NATO to religious significance and your worship is also misplaced if you think God Himself would smite helpless little babies and little old ladies in Turkey because of NATO. Nah, it’s easier to go off on me and claim I was “hating on” NATO just because I don’t think one should worship it to the point one thinks think God should smite innocents over it. Funny how haters always think it’s others who are doing the hating.


122 posted on 02/06/2023 2:43:26 PM PST by CatHerd (Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
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