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To: Steely Tom

I don’t get it. The punchline is hiding in there somewhere, but I cant find it.
When my boys were little, I taught them my variation on an old joke, which I think is a lot more funny:
ME: My uncle lost his nose in an industrial accident.
SON: my goodness! how does he smell?
ME: just awful!

Now that’s a joke


6 posted on 02/05/2023 8:57:40 PM PST by j.havenfarm (22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: j.havenfarm

“backed into a propeller”

“disaster!” (Dis-Assed-Her)

Took me a minute to figure it out. Groan!


8 posted on 02/05/2023 9:04:35 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
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To: j.havenfarm

diss assed her


9 posted on 02/05/2023 9:05:45 PM PST by Licensed-To-Carry (John 14:6 )
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To: j.havenfarm

Punchline: “Dis-assed-her”


26 posted on 02/06/2023 2:40:53 AM PST by Adder (ALL Democrats are the enemy. NO QUARTER!!)
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To: j.havenfarm

DIS-ASSED-HER


76 posted on 02/06/2023 11:25:21 AM PST by ro_dreaming (Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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