I heard about him. He was on a train one day and there was this kid with green spikey hair. He kept staring and finally the kid got indignant. He said “what’s your problem old man? Didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”
The old guy said “yea, when I was young and in the navy, I was in the Philippines and I screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son”.
LMAO!!!
I have to remember that one!
Read you response to my wife; she about had a stroke laughing!
:)
LOL