[COBOL2Java]

Residents of Blytheville, a town of more than 13,000 in the northeast corner of Arkansas, have some ideas of their own, maybe earthquakes, possibly undisclosed military activity, a potential Russian invasion, or “someone’s meth lab recipe went wrong,” comments read.

I choose door #3, Monty...

[COBOL2Java]

possibly undisclosed military activity, a potential Russian invasion

With Pooty those two are probably combined...

[alancarp]

I’d expect only one boom would be sufficient to take care of that particular problem.