“..I’m willing to move to a foreign country, learn a new language and culture, and deal with sub zero temperatures just to get the **** away from these “people”.....”
Try Fort Kent, ME.
It’s in northern Aroostook County near very northern tip of Maine.
Th language will be French and some English.
Last night’s temp got down to -2, I think.
It should meet most of your criteria without having to give up your U.S. citizenship.
How are taxes, gun laws, property rights and cost of living?