Total waste of $75K
Nails and Pedicure, every 3 weeks at $200, total $3,400
Hair color and cut, quarterly at $150, total $600
Make-up and skin care, annually at $500
Shampoo and conditioner, monthly at $50, total $600.
Heck, throw in an extra $1,000 for neck conditioner, under eye lifting pen, body moisturizer, shaving supplies, and annual teeth bleaching.
Nope, still not anywhere near $75,000.
And trust me, folks, at 56 years old with no cosmetic surgery, I still look better than she does.