Well waddya know?…Spartz is Ukrainian. Conflict of interest? Hmm…
Divided loyalties... hmmm... now where have I heard about that political complexity before... could it be surrounding Barack Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama’s usurpation of the highest elective office in the land?
The best guess after all of the exhaustive research is completed is that Barack is the offspring of Malcom X, and a Lebanese woman whose name escapes me at the moment.
Perhaps, one of FR’s stellar researchers could chime in with the answer?