Glad I ain’t a Dem, if I ever had Whoopi by the short hairs I would HAVE TO SHOVE MY WHOLE ARM INTO A VAT OF NITRIC ACID just to clean it!
Cue the Dueling Banjos: “Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar! I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig! Let’s squeal! Squeal now! Squeal piggy!” (Whoopi’s short hairs are pulled).
Whoopi: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!