Listen closely: If they could put up a 80 year old senile, corrupt, lifelong politician who never really campaigned and claim a victory with more votes than any President in history then they can put up anyone. I’m not joking about this: They could put up a dog us their candidate, a literal dog, and make them the winner of the election. The dog’s handlers would tell us what the dog wants. The dog’s handlers would enforce policy. When the dog barks they would tell us what the dog really meant. There is NO difference.
I’d prefer Arnold Ziffel.