Matt Gaetz forgives him, because he was screwing a Chinese spy when he was on the Dublin city council.
Matt said, if he was on a podunk town city council and a hot Chinese spy made a move on him, he’d probably hit it, too.
The crazy thing is that Swallows-well doesn’t look like the type that would be attracted to women, hot or not.
Maybe Fang Fang used a strap on?
Gaetz has NOTHING to do with the topic here.