They are coming out with “Kool Suits”...Everyone will be required to wear a Kool Suit 16 hours a day...The suit lowers your body temperature from 98.6 degrees to 92.8 degrees...
This will help lower the heating of the earth...
Also the “Kool Suit” will contain a “Fart Bag” that collects the gases passed by each and everyone of us...
These bags will be collected at the end of each week and placed aboard a space shuttle to be emptied into far reaches of outer space...Extraterrestrials have already been alerted as to what is coming...
That's why they roll up their windows and keep going when they pass by earth.