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To: null and void; Tax-chick

Un’nions and Orthos

The Un’nions had planned an invasion of Ea’rth. But first they needed a staging point that would nourish their floral bodies. They chose an insignificant black dirt community in southern New York that suited their needs, then the invasion began...
At first, no-one noticed the bulbous invaders resting in the dirt. Awaiting the signal from Tan-en-baum, their leader, to awake and begin converting the native species to fertilizer. One by one, the farmers disappeared. But then, Ortho came up with a better nutrient for the native bulbs.... And the Un’nions became overfed and went comatose. And the Orthos were the only ones who knew about the invaders..... and smiled as they ate their hamburgers with onions....


1,153 posted on 02/25/2023 9:12:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: Darksheare

Thank you. I think the cats have killed the vampire squash.


1,154 posted on 02/26/2023 2:22:40 AM PST by Tax-chick (Zip! Thud. The end.)
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To: Darksheare

Hey, Darks! That’s a rather tasty story. A little macabre, but still... It’s in true Darksheare style!

How have you been? You and your family have been in my prayers, so even though you haven’t made much of an appearance here, lately, I know you’re all OK.

Hang in there!


1,160 posted on 02/26/2023 3:08:43 AM PST by Monkey Face ( ~~ Be good, and let those who can, be clever. ~~ Marion D Hanks ~~)
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To: Darksheare

That’s it! Thanks!


1,166 posted on 02/26/2023 5:33:57 AM PST by null and void (TIA - NW)
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