Un’nions and Orthos
The Un’nions had planned an invasion of Ea’rth. But first they needed a staging point that would nourish their floral bodies. They chose an insignificant black dirt community in southern New York that suited their needs, then the invasion began...
At first, no-one noticed the bulbous invaders resting in the dirt. Awaiting the signal from Tan-en-baum, their leader, to awake and begin converting the native species to fertilizer. One by one, the farmers disappeared. But then, Ortho came up with a better nutrient for the native bulbs.... And the Un’nions became overfed and went comatose. And the Orthos were the only ones who knew about the invaders..... and smiled as they ate their hamburgers with onions....
Thank you. I think the cats have killed the vampire squash.
Hey, Darks! That’s a rather tasty story. A little macabre, but still... It’s in true Darksheare style!
How have you been? You and your family have been in my prayers, so even though you haven’t made much of an appearance here, lately, I know you’re all OK.
Hang in there!
That’s it! Thanks!