Enjoy choking on your tagline.
That effort was rather uninspiring. "Germans are bat-crap crazy for cold showers, high energy bills, and boiled turnips" is funny because it is true.
It’s only a matter of time, mein Berliner. You will eventually face crippling energy shortages, deindustrialization and economic collapse. You made it through one month of one winter, wow! How about a year from now? Two, three winters from now? Turnips and poverty are your future, unfortunately.