Just take the train! It's safer and more convenient.
Another bad mark for The Metro. But.... The Metro is just a jobs program. Any transportation provided is purely a by-product.
He could become the conductor on a truck; at least he’d be a semiconductor.
I can’t imagine trying to control that giant steering wheel with the giant brake pedal on a train while intoxicated. Too easy to take a wrong turn and get lost.
DC politicians operate our government while intoxicated. Can we arrest them?
I thought Hobo Shoestring had been caught.
When I was a kid and Metro was being built, I really wanted to work there. But I’m not black, so no dice.
I actually operate trains better with a few drinks in me. I find it relaxes me a bit, and I can focus on the little blinking lights and stuff.
Sober, my mind is all over the place - I’m worrying about too much other stuff.
You don’t even have to steer the thing - it just follows wherever the tracks go - a lot of stuff happens automatically. The last thing you want to is to feel all tense and start pushing buttons and pulling levers - being a bit buzzed helps with that.
You can just go with the flow.
Don’t let anyone see you drinking though - people get all weird about it.
It’s Washington.