[Alas Babylon!]

I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
The RINOs of the GOP, I can quote McCain historical.
From Gerald Ford to Romney, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters electorial,
I understand the things to say to reel in clingers quadratical,
About Sunday Morning Talk shows, I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many facts I’ll spin today with Jour-no-lists I like to schmooze...

[Reily]

Very good!
I couldn’t remember enough of the lyrics.

[higgmeister]

I’ve always known you are a good bean ole chap!