I wonder if the prison will buy new pots for him that never had meat in them. His aunt should have said “starve then! I’m not buying new pots”.
Most prisons abide by vegetarian standards, keeping a bread pan separate for vegetarian cooking.
Nutriloaf has all the ingredients desired by hardcore vegetarians. The rest of the prison population call it a punishment loaf.
By the looks of him, if he lives long enough, I think he’ll have to rethink the “beyond vegan” lifestyle, me thinks he’s going to become a sausage gastronome.