Posted on 12/30/2022 4:09:00 AM PST by marktwain
This is why polar bears should not have revolvers.
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Just kidding. Hope you had a Merry Christmas and be safe on New Year’s Day.
Old news 🤣🤣🤣
Good story though!
Also useful for two-legged annimals.
Yes, it is a good story.
How much of our view of reality has been colored because many stories are selectively not reported?
If a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.
[Funny Twitter thread]
{Also, Happy New Year.}
Rev. Ducat
@Reverend_Ducati
Protip: If you encounter a cougar in close proximity while camping or hiking shoot it instead of yelling and trying to make yourself look bigger. Embrace being a primate tool user.
https://twitter.com/Reverend_Ducati/status/1608379422402555904
Yup. Music hath charms that soothe the savage beast, and polar bears love the Beatles.
The bear must have been feeling lucky.
Poor punk bear musta been feeling rather lucky that cold morning but didnt know that it was going up against a 44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow its head clean off. How lucky you feel’n now? PUNK!
.44 magnum? In the words of scorpio from Dirty Harry........after he saw Harry whip out his .44........”My, that’s a big one.” Hilarious the cannotation....
” This bear was skinny. Everything indicates the bear was coming inside to get food no matter what. Oscar did not like to have to kill a protected animal, but the choice, at that point, was the bear or Oscar and his friend.”
This is what bothers me. Why didn’t Oscar call the police instead. They could have arrested the bear and likely rehabilitated him by showing him how his way of life hurts others, and then they could have taught him, new, productive, skills (like coding), so when he was released back into society, he could earn an honest living. But on, instead, Oscar decides to be judge, jury, and executioner, and for what, the bear was simply requesting some food (look in the mirror and ask if you’ve ever been hungry). Sickening to see people who refuse to help those in need and instead take justice into their own hands.
You mean it was there to hug a Nissan Leaf owner?
Was s/b wasn’t.
“But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk?”
DH 1971
Supposedly that was an ad lib by the Scorpio actor and the whole crew fell over laughing.
The bear must have been feeling lucky.
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I nominate you for the best witty comment of the year.😊
“I gots to know!”
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