Charged with “battery of bodily waste”?
“Battery by body waste. Makes it battery by body waste, a Class D felony, for a person to knowingly or intentionally: (1) in a rude, insolent, or angry manner place blood or another body fluid or waste on a health care professional identified as such and while engaged in the performance of official duties; or
(2) coerce another person to place blood or another body fluid or waste on the health care professional.
Enhances the penalties for committing the offense if the blood, bodily fluid, or waste is infected with hepatitis B or hepatitis C, HIV, or tuberculosis.”
“Don’t poop on your probation officer. That’s not just a good idea. It’s the law!”
https://www.masson.us/blog/hb-1038-battery-by-body-waste/