I went to a Fairfax County school board meeting years ago to complain about grade inflation. I had a back and forth discussion with a board member who ended her argument with “well, sir, I look forward to the day when EVERY student is on the honor roll.”
Unbelievably stupid.
—“well, sir, I look forward to the day when EVERY student is on the honor roll.””
Only in Lake Wobegon.
“all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average”
Garrison Keillor, left of Lenin, but still had a sense of humor.