[Governor Dinwiddie]

Joshua Hickey was plugged twice, and then limped away to die.

Joshua won't be home for Christmas, not even in his dreams.

And no Christmas trees in hell, but coal in his stocking would be totally appropriate.

[Recompennation]

I’m shocked simply shocked

[silent majority rising]

I guess the few bucks he would have gotten from the restaurant wasn’t worth it, was it? Hopefully he repented on his way to the ground and sought forgiveness.

[Thommas]

Krampus arrived early to drag another bad boy to the underworld.