Illegal immigrants seen climbing out of sewer manholes and sneaking into Texas

NY Post ^

[frank ballenger]

RE: illegals coming out of sewers....

American citizen to his wife: “See? I told you I smelled a rat.”

[EEGator]

[Paladin2]

Ninja Turtles

[frank ballenger]

RE: Sewer manholes.

Uh, they must be renamed person holes. Or non-gendered person holes.

[frank ballenger]

crawling out of the sewer system to enter the country illegally

"I am feeling so welcome here at the El Paso Democrat Party headquarters. Everybody here smells as bad as I do."

[enumerated]

I had no idea sewer pipes were transnational.

[gundog]

How about pendeholes?

[Secret Agent Man]

Out of equality I say we call them femholes.

[Phoenix8]

Something deeply symbolic about that.

[Does so]

One weekday, driving north on Miami’s Palmetto Expressway, I watched a stream of about 30 Haitians in traditional headcoverings coming up from under a culvert, carrying luggage.

But this was during the AIDS Crisis, about 30 years ago, so I guess it doesn’t count.

[sonova]

One weekday, driving north on Miami’s Palmetto Expressway, I watched a stream of about 30 Haitians in traditional headcoverings coming up from under a culvert, carrying luggage.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Now, if you are an American, try to tell a cop you don’t have ID.

[jmacusa]

Throw some tear gas canisters in and watch the fun.

[Bernard]

I saw that scene in Escape From New York.

[Bullish]

They should stay in the sewer where they belong.

[jonrick46]

DemonKKKrats:

[LouAvul]

Something deeply symbolic about that.

Yeah, they're stupid. Cause the rest of them are just walking across and surrendering to (what laughingly is be called) the Border Patrol, which in turn tutors them how to immediately milk our Social Services system.

[Charles Martel]

Throw some tear gas canisters in and watch the fun.

Yeah, combined with some flash-bangs. If available, the venerable M-80 would be a nasty option, too.

[jy8z]

Since they’re all beaners coming through them we call them frijoles.
Plus a lot of more free stuff once they do.

[jmacusa]

Ah yes, M 80’s. I used to fire those things out of my wrist rocket. On a low trajectory. Man did those suckers fly. You just had to let them go as soon as the fuse sparked.