I just discovered that I’m blakk!!!
What if every single KKKalifornian looked in the mirror and discovered that they’re blakk too? Wouldn’t that be a hoot??
Claim to be black? The trick would be finding a creative DNA testing center willing to back up your assertion. After all, Elizabeth Warren claimed to be Cherokee. Her DNA test showed that she was, at best, 1/64 Cherokee.
Liz set the rules here.
So I guess being 1/64 black would be good enough.