[Forward the Light Brigade]

A gift from President Putin, I guess.

[Travis McGee]

try this:

“Don’t fool around with and accidentally fire a ‘souvenir’ rocket in your office.”

Sort of like “Don’t fool around with and fire the ‘maybe it’s loaded’ pistol in your office.”

[frank ballenger]

Dr.Strangelove line:

Russian Ambassador Alexi de Sadesky: “The premier loves surprises.”

[Nextrush]

This gift came from Ukraine given by the Ukrainians to the Polish police chief.