disease conscious swimmer photo....
He gave up after trying to slip masks onto the sharks.
On land he tries to put a condom on every deer to reduce the population without the culling sharpshooters arriving.
True factoid: In Michigan the Washtenaw County paid deer herd reduction marksmen had to stand down several times when nerdy young males defiantly sat down in the restricted zones as a protest action. Until they were dragged out by police the deer were safe.