“I’ve never done one or even seen one. The closest I’ve come is watching Mike Rowe castrate a goat. Do you still want me to do it?”
You can charge on in with a chain-saw shouting a rebel yell, and saying “Another one! I can’t f@#$in’ wait!” One more rebel yell, cycle the chainsaw and wave it around the waiting room, and the putative patient is out the door.