The FBI flew into Moscow Russia and are having trouble finding leads. They have been searching for the house but so far have not found it. Spokesman for the FBI could not comment on the case when asked why they were in the wrong country.
I agree. I think this was an obsessed foreign exchange student that has left town.
It’s the only profile that fits all the evidence so far.
ROFL
However, their presence is needed to advance the cases of the suspicious deaths of several Russian journalists, so all is not lost ...