[Wilderness Conservative]

I get bombarded anyway. All my junk mail goes into the recycle bin before it gets in the house.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Generally, candidates don't waste their lit on the opposite party, and mail sparingly to their own party, since they'll likely vote for them anyway.

I get bombarded anyway.

Oh, you ain't seen nothin'yet.

(Unfortunately, it doesn't burn very well)