You don’t ask the cop, who is wearing a camera, to not ticket you. You accept the ticket politely.
You then take the ticket to a friend/lackey in your department, and have them remove it from the system.
C’mon people! Haven’t you learned anything working for government for 2 decades????
Exactly. How dumb.
You are spot on. In fact, you make a big deal about how you screwed up and tell them what a great job they are doing. Then behind the scenes, it suddenly goes bye bye.