> Gee, maybe I should try that at my gas station. <
I tried that at a convenience store just last week. “I’ve put a price cap on your Snickers bars,” I declared. “Fifteen cents each.”
The Pakistani who runs the place wasn’t amused. Or maybe he just didn’t understand the concept of price caps. Anyway, I’m banned from the place.
I believe, per Big Mike in Missouri, one can just strong arm robbery a Paki and walk out...